Hilarious

Was doing a job across the road and looked over and seen this. And of course I had to record.

This hilarious skit shows how we chase happiness and self-improvement through purchasing and acquiring more stuff. Most people, if they are being honest, will likely agree that they have done this a time or two. Watch this short but hysterical clip that pokes fun at people who believe that having more of this or that will equal happiness and fulfillment. Everyone has things they want to do and achieve in life. Since we are all individuals with unique personalities and characteristics, our goals and dreams will likely differ greatly. Of course, there is nothing wrong with having dreams and striving for this or that. We all daydream and look to the future, imagining having completed that dream, goal or task. But no matter what, we all just want to be happy. Thats ultimately what everyone is after. However, some people are under the false impression that they can buy their way to happiness. If I just buy this item, itll do the trick and Ill finally be happy. Thats the message that advertisements are constantly pushing, and people fall for it all the time. If they have this or that, then theyll be good enough, and the happiness will just come flooding in. A clip posted on YouTube captured this idea perfectly and hilariously. The husband, while impersonating his wife, is standing on an odd contraption as he attempts to maintain his balance. Then, the first words out of his mouth sum up precisely how some people try to purchase their way to happiness and well-being. Honey, dont laugh, he says. This, no, dont laugh. This is it. This is the solution to my problems. Its going to regulate my emotions, somehow. Its going to regulate my hormones. Dont know how, and its going to make me less reactive to my Aunt Lindas Facebook posts. From that point forward, the short skit just gets more and more ridiculous as he puts on more and more strange-looking products and talks about their supposed benefits and what they can do for him. Proverbs 16:20 He who gives attention to the law of right will get good; and whoever puts his faith in the Lord is happy.

This comedian admits he has a favorite child and explains why. His explanation and reasoning for having a preferred child are hysterical. Watch the short, but laugh-out-loud funny, clip to hear who comedian Mike Gaffney has selected as the favorite of his children and why. Parents love all their children equally and have no favorites. They cannot possibly ever imagine life without their little bundles of joy. These are phrases that youve heard all parents say at one time or another, and likely, if youre a mother or a father, youve probably said both of these, too. How could any parent, if they were blessed with multiple children, have a favorite? Is that even possible? Do parents have one of their children who is a little more favored and liked in their eyes? Every parent, when asked these or any similar questions, would emphatically respond that, of course, they do not have a favorite. But is that always true? Not being a parent myself, I dont know. But I would suspect parents do secretly have a favorite, despite what they might say. They likely connect with one of their children more than the others, but that doesnt mean they love the others any less. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike, a father of two, admits that, while he loves them both, his daughter is his favorite. He states why that is, too. My son is 21, my daughter is 22, Mike said. I love them; theyre great. My daughter is my favorite. Youre not supposed to say that, but shes my favorite. I say that cause she moved out, so shes awesome. My sons still wandering around. Later in the clip, Mike mentioned some of the strange and hilarious things his son has done, including devising a way to keep his eyes open while sneezing to see what his face looked like and giving an odd response to what seemed like a straightforward question at dinner. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

An innocent mistake, a typo, went very wrong and caused a lot of problems for this comedian and one of his classmates. The funnymans story about a friendly note gone wrong is comedy gold. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear about his typo that resulted in tears, hurt feelings and two weeks of detention. Have you ever made a mistake, an error or experienced a lapse in judgment? Of course, you and I both have. We all make mistakes, as no one walking on this earth is perfect; far from it. All of us come equipped with our own failures, flaws and blemishes things that prove and remind us that we are imperfect, that we are human. Mistakes can happen even when our intentions are entirely, 100 percent pure. Human beings have a way of screwing up just about anything. Even the simplest of tasks can go sideways very quickly when a human being is in control, which, as you know, is all the time. For instance, a spelling error, a typo, can ruin someones entire day, and end with you getting two weeks of detention, as one clip posted on YouTube proves. Chris Schlichting mentioned that, growing up, he was a good kid and never got in trouble. But there was one time when his inability to spell did land him in some hot water. I had a crush on a girl, and this was before texting, he said. So, what you would do is youd write them a note, right? So, I wrote this girl a note, and all I said was, Hey, sweetie. Thats all it said. Plenty more where that came from, just lay the foundation. Well, her note did not go over well with the girl. She ran out of the classroom in tears. Following her exit, Chris was called to the principals office and was asked about his note. He shuts the door, hes like, Chris, whyd you call Colleen sweaty? His honest mistake landed him in detention for two weeks. This is only the first of his hilarious stories in the short clip. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This moms response when her kids get hurt is so accurate, its hilarious. Every parent will relate to how she reacts and what she says when her children claim to have sustained an injury. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what this mother says when her children get hurt. No parent wants to see their children endure pain or hurt. Most would do whatever they could so that their little one wouldnt ever have to feel one moment of pain. Of course, this is not possible. The world is a dark and dangerous place. Pain and hurt are very real, and mom and dad will not always be around to keep their children safe and out of harms way. Thats why children need to learn how to deal with pain and hurt. Crying like the world is about to end after every cut and scratch is not the best way to deal with that situation. Children will learn over time that its best to dust themselves off, get back up and keep on going. Thats precisely the lesson one mother tries to impart to her children in what is likely the most hilarious and plainspoken way possible. In the clip posted on YouTube, Mom makes it abundantly clear that she does not have time to tend to every cut and scrape. She wants her children to stop crying and complaining about this or that injury, which, in her mind, is not worth all the fuss. She gives a series of quick, rapid-fire, hilarious responses that will have you doubled over with laughter. Are you bleeding, or you just dramatic? the mother says in the video. Well, did you die? she asks. Then hush. Oh, I have had worse injuries from shaving my legs, the mother informs her child. Go sit down. Ive seen squirrels take harder hits and keep running, she added. These are only a few of her laugh-out-loud responses in the short clip. Proverbs 29:15 The rod and sharp words give wisdom: but a child who is not guided is a cause of shame to his mother.

This hilarious skit might just prove women are smarter than men. If you were still wondering which gender possesses more brain power, it might have just been settled in the most hysterical way. Watch this short, laugh-out-loud funny skit to see how it might have just been proven that women are more intelligent and cleverer than men. Men and women were created to complement one another, to be partners in life. What one lacks or is deficient in, the other person can pick up the slack. That area may even be a strength of theirs. When one is down and out, the other person is there to lift them up and carry an extra weight while the other person recovers and does what they need to do to get back on their feet. This was always Gods design and purpose for marriage, and what God meant when He said that the two will become one. They make each other better, as anyone who is or has ever been married knows firsthand. Of course, this will lead to a debate that has been going on for centuries: who is smarter? Men or women? Now, again, most people who are or have ever been married will probably agree that women are, on average, more intelligent. Youre likely not to get any argument from men, especially those who are married. A clip posted on YouTube shows how women use their superior intelligence to get things done around the house. This video begins with the woman approaching her husband, who is lounging on the couch, completely engrossed in a football game. She asks him to hang up some things for her. He kindly responds that he will do so after the game. Now, wanting to get this task completed as quickly as possible, she takes a different approach. She knows her husband well and understands exactly what to say to get this task accomplished immediately, and hilariously, it works like a charm. Its clear she has done this before. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

A comedian explained why church karaoke is a whole different experience. Singing popular, recognizable tunes at a house of worship is unlike singing those same songs at any other location. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear comedian Jaylyn Bishop explain why performing karaoke at a church is different in one very noticeable way. Karaoke is an activity many people enjoy doing. Im in the tiny minority on this one. Doing karaoke is not something Ive ever done or have ever wanted to do. Singing horribly and completely butchering perfectly fine and beloved songs while in a public forum is not something that has ever appealed to me. If thats something youre into, have at it. In fact, you can take my turn because I dont see myself ever working up enough courage to ever grab the microphone to belt out the lyrics to Dont Stop Believin or some other severely overrated and overplayed song. Whatever song you do choose, its nice to know that no one will give their honest opinions about your performance. Theres no Simon Cowell-type critique coming. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, Jaylyn says thats where performing karaoke at church and anywhere else differs. People at church are not afraid to give their hysterical, honest assessments of someones singing ability. Because the first time I did karaoke, I did it at church, and church karaokes totally different, right? she said. Church people will let you know you cant sing; church people will, especially my church. They were like, Uh-uh, baby, mm-hmm. Come on down from there. He said, Make a joyful noise. Come on down from there. Come on down from there. Play the tambourine like everybody else. It's good to be honest with people, and weve all heard people who cannot sing to save their lives. Who knows? You might be one of those people, someone who should probably avoid karaoke. I know for sure that I am. Psalm 98:4 Let all the earth send out a glad cry to the Lord; sounding with a loud voice and praising him with songs of joy.

This Jeff Allen bit about the pre-helmet era is comedy. The popular funnyman hilariously recalls and captures what it was like before bike helmets became widespread. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the laugh-out-loud and incredibly relatable scenario he creates about the pre-helmet era. Safety should be of the utmost importance, no matter what you're doing or going. While it's impossible to prevent every accident and injury, taking several common-sense precautions could significantly reduce the likelihood of them occurring. So, of course, whatever you're doing, exercise the proper amount of caution. Using caution and common sense when riding a bike means wearing a helmet. Today, 99 percent of the time, when you see someone riding a bike, they are wearing a helmet. However, that was not always the case. Just a few decades ago, people rode bicycles, and most did so without a helmet. The increased attention on head injuries and their impact has to have been a factor in this change. What else could it have been? Again, widespread use of bike helmets wasn't always the norm. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff hilariously points out what it would have been like for a child who had shown up wearing a bike helmet. The scenario, while imagined, is still very accurate. Are you kidding me? Jeff asks the audience. Any man over 40 knows if you had actually showed up for a bike ride when you were 12 wearing a helmet, you would've needed the helmet to keep your head from caving in while your friends were pelting you with rocks. Later in the clip, he keeps his hysterical scenario going. ' Dorko, what's with that plastic hat?' Jeff says, to much laughter from the audience. Jeff's scenario is incredibly spot-on. Kids, especially young boys, will tease and mock one another in such manners. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

John Crist nails the struggle of trying to park downtown. The popular funnyman has once again brought the laughs, this time capturing the challenge of finding a parking spot and actually parking in a large metropolitan area. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see the hurdles and hoops he has to jump through to park his vehicle, which will look very familiar to most. Throughout the country, many cities have reliable, well-maintained public transportation systems. When visiting these cities, their bus or subway system comes in handy, making getting from Point A to Point B a breeze. Boston, Washington D.C., New York City, Chicago, and San Francisco likely come to mind when thinking about public transportation. However, in most other cities, owning a vehicle is a must. That is the easiest and most efficient way of getting around for one reason or another. But whenever youre in these particular cities, you'll run into another massive problem: finding a place to park. That is always a headache. But then you find the perfect spot, and all your worries and concerns are lifted. Sadly, you run into another issue, which John perfectly captured in a clip posted on YouTube. Paying for the spot is another hoop and hurdle that visitors and residents have to jump through. There is no reason why this should be this difficult, but it always is, every single time. John finds a spot downtown and is now all set to enjoy a nice dinner with his significant other. Not so fast. He must now scan a QR code, download an app and enter tons of information about his specific vehicle. Once that happens, he must enter his credit card, but what if that doesnt work? He gets to start the whole enjoyable process all over again! In the end, things dont work out so well for John. Nevertheless, we have all been in that situation at one time or another and can completely relate to his struggle. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Hanging out a fitted sheet but loses temper when it becomes tricky.

Front lawn is covered in a layer of ice due to the recent weather in Maryland. So instead of making trips carrying cases of water to the front door, I slid them instead.

Mike Goodwins take on Abraham and Issac will have you laughing out loud. The popular funnyman shared his unique and hysterical view of the likely odd relationship between Abraham and Isaac. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Mike had to say about their relationship and why they probably did not go on many father-son trips. Time is constantly marching forward. Despite our many efforts and the many beauty products promising otherwise, there is no way to pause or rewind time. A second lost or a minute lost is gone forever and will never be recovered. So, you and I must use the time weve been given on this Earth wisely because its incredibly limited, and we never know when itll be up. This concept of time, and its very limited nature, is something all parents know too well. Children do not stay little for long, and every minute and second a parent is not with their child is one they will never get back. Thats enough to bring a tear to your eye, even if you arent a mother or a father. Thats why parents finding time to spend and create memories with their children is so important and will become even more so as the years pass. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike hilariously stated why Abraham and Isaac probably did not have many of these bonding opportunities, especially after one very big and important event recorded in the Bible. God tells Abraham to sacrifice his son, Isaac, Mike said. So, they go to the mountaintop. I dont know if Isaac knew what was going on, but if I was Isaac, it wouldnt have been that easy to catch me. Later in the video, he mentioned how right before Abraham was to take Isaacs life, God told him to stop and not harm the child. However, its likely that the incident still had a lasting effect on their relationship. I submit unto you that that incident on the mountaintop was probably the last father-son trip that Abraham and Isaac went on together, he said. That was probably the last time Abraham was able to get Isaac anywhere with him by himself. Genesis 22:2 And he said to him, Take your son, your dearly loved son Isaac, and go to the land of Moriah, and give him as a burned offering on one of the mountains of which I will give you knowledge.

I was walking to my room with pancakes and suddenly one fell down, I caught it with my foot, did a trick and saved it from falling to the ground.

Youll be cracking up at comedian Kellen Erskines bit about weird mascots. The funnymans quick wit and sharp responses to several audience members will have you rolling with laughter. Watch the short but hysterical clip about the strange high school mascots that we all know and love. All high schools, for whatever reason, have a mascot. Most of them are pretty generic and bland. Seriously, the best a lot of high schools could do was the wildcats, lions, tigers or bears (oh my!)? At that point, they are not even trying. Theres clearly little to no effort there. Come on, come up with something a little bit more original, please! While many schools obviously quit trying when it came time to select a mascot, others took a very different approach. They picked something so unusual, so random, that its hard even to conceive how that idea even came about. So, that brings up one big, very important question: how did high schools come to settle on this or that mascot? What about their town makes this or that mascot relevant to them? In a clip posted on YouTube, Kellen examines this mystery surrounding high school mascots. The clip begins with him stating the obvious: that most school mascots are one of a couple things, and you can probably guess which ones he names. However, after this, he starts interacting with the audience, and things go from funny to laugh-out-loud hilarious very quickly. Somebody responds that their high school mascot was the Buckaroos. Yes, its weird, but at least its different. Kellen gave a hysterical answer, right on the spot, that had the entire audience laughing. The Buckaroos? he said. Everyone cheering just sounds like a condescending dad. Theyre ya go, Buckaroo! Even when you win, that cant feel good. Good job, Buckaroo! That was just the first one; he gets several more surprising high school mascots, and he has hilarious responses for every one of them. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This John Crist Chick-fil-A dealer skit will have you in stitches. The popular funnyman has found yet another way to bring the laughs as someone who dabbles in the notoriously dangerous underground grilled and breaded chicken market. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see John take on his most dangerous role yet. Chick-fil-A is a beloved fast-food chain. Their chicken is consistently among the tastiest on the market. People absolutely love their food and are willing to wait in long lines to get it. So, what if the drive-thru line wraps around the building twice and stretches out into the road? It will be completely worth it, because in the end, well have a Chick-fil-A spicy chicken sandwich. However, the only drawback to Chick-fil-A, most people would say, is that they are only open six days a week. Yes, unlike every other fast-food restaurant, the entire chain is closed on Sundays. So, what happens if you get a hankering for those delicious grilled chicken nuggets with Polynesian or sweet-and-spicy sriracha sauce after church? Well, youre out of luck and will have to wait until they open their doors on Monday. Well, that used to be the case, but now there may be another way to satisfy that Chick-fil-A craving, but its going to cost you. In a clip posted on YouTube, John may just have what you need to hold you over until the chain opens again. I mean, basically the concept is pretty simple, he said. Im an ex-Chick-fil-A employee, honorably discharged by the way. Every Saturday, I go into the Chick-fil-A here locally, and I buy about 100 sandwiches and nuggets. And then on Sunday, I just sit here, back by the dumpster, and wait for unsuspecting customers to come by. And then I, you know, I approach the vehicle, and I sell the product at a significant, significant markup. Soon after, John explains what he does every Sunday, viewers get to witness someone pull up to the closed Chick-fil-A location. She badly needs her Chick-fil-A fix, but with the chain closed, shes left with few options. The woman and John haggle back and forth, but of course, he has the upper hand in this interaction and easily wins out. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Conways words of comfort probably did not help much in this classic sketch. The comedic legend attempted to offer some solace during a highly distressing, frightening situation, but it likely did not do the trick. Watch the short but uproarious clip to see this iconic sketch and to hear Tims words that did anything but provide comfort. The Carol Burnett Show is, without question, one of the funniest television programs in history. Its nearly impossible to watch one of the shows many skits and not burst into laughter. Even decades after the show ended, it continues to keep people laughing. Its safe to say that those sketches hold up well, incredibly well. While it was Carol Burnetts show, and shes the person most closely associated with the program, with her name being in the title and all, Tim Conway regularly stole the show from her, and anyone else in a skit with him. No one could possibly argue otherwise with a straight face. Anytime Tim was in a sketch, you knew that anything could happen at any moment, and it was bound to be comedic gold. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim, playing a priest, enters a prison cell where Carol is being held. She is moments away from being guided down the hall, placed in the electric chair and executed. Tim is there to offer Carol, who is understandably stressed and anxiety-ridden, a little solace and some comfort. While he may have intended to provide her with some comfort, it did not exactly turn out that way. Id like to give you some words of comfort, Tim says to Carol. Thank you, father, but Im not afraid to, to. Carol responds. Fry in the electric chair? Tim interjects. Thank you for those words of comfort, Carol sarcastically shoots back. This type of exchange takes place a couple more times during their conversation, making for a hilarious and iconic skit. How neither of them broke character during this skit, Ill never understand. Psalm 119:76 Let your mercy now be my comfort, as you have said to your servant.